Is it true...

Post by **webbspinner** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:03 pm

Recently information has been passed on to me. The info is this; That Frodo failed and Bush has the Ring! Please tell me it's not true!

->O<-

Post by **[ForestWitch]** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:18 pm

Yes it's true.

But even ask we speak, the Fellowship of Liberating Liberals have banded together to get it back and save Middle Earth (AKA the United States) from the evil dominion of the Dark Lord Dubya!

One can hope, anyway.....

Post by **webbspinner** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:24 pm

We need the help of the Elves and Dwarves. The Liberals are out numbered, according to a recent survey. Oh what can we of middle America do! This could mean expansion of the War and the end to Income Tax! Someone send for a wizard quick! ->O<-

Post by **[ForestWitch]** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:48 pm

Perhaps the great western sorceress Pelosi will relent and cast a binding spell (AKA impeachment) on the Dark Lord Dubya. Perhaps the folk who dwell in the vast land of Moderation will become weary enough of the Never-ending War of Futility to choose the Ice Queen of the East, Barack the Handsome or John the Eternally Boyish as their new leader.

Post by **webbspinner** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:13 am

What you've said makes much sense! However if the Evil Dubya is overthrown the alternative is...Cheney of the great guns! sm154 Which is the lesser of the two evils? No I think we need help from the other peoples. Two years until a new leader may be to long.......->O<-

Post by Wolf* » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:49 pm

*Gimli voice* And you shall have my axe!

Post by **[ForestWitch]** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 11:35 pm

Well, of course, He of the Lousy Aim would have to be included in the binding spell, thus putting the sorceress temporarily in charge (perhaps the lesser of three evils???). I agree that help is needed, though.

Wolf, perhaps your axe could be plied against the Large Mouth Troll from the land of CNN, Glenn Beck? (I'd sure like to see his show get the ax!)

Post by **webbspinner** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:36 pm

Holy crap who gave Wolf the Axe? LOL We're going to need some pitchforks too! If Middle America can be saved, we'll need a big strong arm. If my memory is correct the two towers have already fallen. This is a time for action, Iraq may have nuclear Weapons...Sorry it was a Dubya moment! It is time to put aside our differences, we must stand together and fight the good fight. This is a call to arms!

->O<-

Broadsword · Post by **Broadsword** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:45 am

I will pledge my steel.

Post by **webbspinner** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:23 pm

Alrighty then we're an Army of 4. I have irrefrutable proof of Dubyas position of the Ring! I will post the photo as soon as possible, Middle America hold fast! ->O<-

[cosmo] · Post by **[cosmo]** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:36 pm

May the farce be with you!

Post by **Sobek** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:42 am

i dont know what the hell you people are going on about, but ive been following this post for a while now because even though i am clueless to the subject it is very entertaining!

Post by Wolf* » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:11 pm

webbspinner wrote:Holy crap who gave Wolf the Axe?

SIGGED!

Post by **webbspinner** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:47 pm

Sobek, Bush is in possession of the Ring. That is why he is flexing its malevolent powers. The Trilogy was a lie to make Middle America believe the Ring had been destroyed, it keeps us complacent. OK Wolf get the rest of your clan armed, the rest of you pass on the word that Bush has The Ring! ->O<-

Post by **webbspinner** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:49 pm

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