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Church Hires JK Rowling to Rewrite The Bible
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 2:45 am
by Seraphin
The latest PR coup for Pope Francis has seen him hire famous and revered children’s author JK Rowling to rewrite the Bible.
It is hoped the author, most famous for her Harry Potter series, can make it more accessible and believable for a new generation of Catholics and Christians.
While the specifics of the rewrite are not yet known, it is believed Rowling is tasked with producing a compelling tale that young Catholics and Christians can engage with. Figures such as dementors and other popular creations may take the place of less realistic Biblical creatures such as unicorns and the leviathon.
Read more here:
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/0 ... the-bible/
I will be interested with this version!
Re: Church Hires JK Rowling to Rewrite The Bible
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 7:54 am
by Chalice
Satire.
WWN was launched and created by Colm Williamson in September 2009 with the noble aims of extracting the urine from everyday news and media events.
Williamson was joined in August 2013 by Julius Hubris, writer of Not The News Ireland, on his quest to right the wrongs of the mainstream media. With the help of free lance writer Gerry McBride along the way, the site has become the leading satire news source in Ireland, and had over 1.7mn visits in Jan ’14.
Re: Church Hires JK Rowling to Rewrite The Bible
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 8:52 am
by Seraphin
Ahaha... I know, Chalice.
Some forums restrict light-hearted content to a specific area, but that's one of the (many) things I love about EUTM -- that on occasion something funny will pop up in an otherwise rather serious area of discussion.
Hope others find this refreshing.
Re: Church Hires JK Rowling to Rewrite The Bible
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2015 9:33 am
by smogie_michele
I laughed a little too hard at this! Thank you for helping me get my morning off on the right foot
Re: Church Hires JK Rowling to Rewrite The Bible
Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2015 1:58 am
by Seraphin
Thanks smogie! If I made you smile and Iaugh, then I've done my job.