Mom writes "fanfic" of Harry Potter

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I laughed for about 20 minutes!
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Haha. I give her props for...... "Creativity"? Haha.
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Couldn't get through it. Too strong a gag reflex.

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Ugh, that just made me ill. What got me though was the whole Hermione wanting to be a good little girl in her "pink frock" and clean the kitchen. Bleah!
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Ugh. I remember my aunt used to be the same way and about Spongebob too. Then we find out it was her now ex-husband who was the same type of Christian this woman writing is. He wanted my aunt to be like the way "Hermione wanted to be". My aunt is now going to school so she can do echocardiograms. (:
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LOL! I read the whole thing; it was too funny to pass up ... (if barfworthy ... Hermione simpering girlishly?? Harry saying women shouldn't have careers?! Ughh ...) The writing is pretty awful too ......

My boyfriend was arguing with me about whether or not it was a satire or not ... I think it's genuine. Satires are funny, and require a passing familiarity with the source material (which, if the "Gryffindor Hats" thing is any indication, the author doesn't have). Plus, he grew up in a super liberal place, so he doesn't realize that people like this actually exist ...
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Wow.... no. Just... no.
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I know! I don't think it's satire. As I said, my aunt used to be like this so I totally know it exists as I know you guys know. xD It's horrible. I just can't even get my head around it. You've got strong nerves, Xiao, to read it all! Haha!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Oh my, it's for real! I'm just curious what will Grace Ann's kids think when they eventually read the actual books. I'm so sorry for those kids - they can't even run away!
Also, this made me realize that even though in my country the catholic church claims that 96% of the people here are catholic (which is obviously a cheated statistic) we don't have this kind of orthodox people here. I'm kinda grateful :>
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Oooooh jeez. As a loving HP fan since age 6, that was gut-wrenching to read, on so many levels. (Has that woman even read the books?!)

However, that statement at the end had me cracking up.
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XD I am in TEARS!! This is just hilariously ridiculous!! Y'all haven't SEEN bad fanfics btw until you read Moon Daughter or My Immortal.
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Well that's enough internet for me today
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I need to sacrifice three virgins instead of the usual one, tonight, to feel all right and well with myself after reading this.
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This is hilarious!!
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