Am I Cursed? A Checklist for Testing Possible Maleficium

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Yep... Your rainbows and ponies and care bears now... You had better have some serious weapon... pail of panic, mop of violence, broom of death or anything that sounds more hellish than Hades! :lol:

I still have not shared my shielding exercise and my curse removal.

*bragging has commenced* :lol:
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Seraphin Murmur wrote:Yep... Your rainbows and ponies and care bears now... You had better have some serious weapon... pail of panic, mop of violence, broom of death or anything that sounds more hellish than Hades! :lol:
You forgot my Pencilcase of Penitence.

It contains the Ruler of Rage, Eraser of Agony, Sharpener of Suffering and the Pen of Pain.

Woe betide anyone who gets THAT pointed at them. No shield can stand before the Pen of Pain.
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Events in my life could lead me to believe that I'm cursed. I tore up my right shoulder and had surgery on it twice in less than a year. Last week the cover from an overhead light fixture fell on my head at work. I could get my pantyhose in a bunch and insist that I'm cursed. Instead, I briefly considered changing my name to Murphy.

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Imperious wrote:
Seraphin Murmur wrote:Yep... Your rainbows and ponies and care bears now... You had better have some serious weapon... like pail of panic, mop of violence, broom of death or anything that sounds more hellish than Hades! :lol:
You forgot my Pencilcase of Penitence.

It contains the Ruler of Rage, Eraser of Agony, Sharpener of Suffering and the Pen of Pain.

Woe betide anyone who gets THAT pointed at them. No shield can stand before the Pen of Pain.
NOT...........duh duh..........the PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know you're rather deadly with those writing tools... You can kill when you write! :mrgreen:
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SnowCat wrote:Events in my life could lead me to believe that I'm cursed. I tore up my right shoulder and had surgery on it twice in less than a year. Last week the cover from an overhead light fixture fell on my head at work. I could get my pantyhose in a bunch and insist that I'm cursed. Instead, I briefly considered changing my name to Murphy.

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Probably Loki's games? :D
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I am finding all the information provided very helpful.

So glad everyone asks lots of questions like this. Even more glad that we have Staff willing to give such in-depth answers.
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My pleasure... Just doing our job ma'am. :)
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Imperious wrote: I think it's worth a sticky.
I second this. Would somebody please get this man a "schticky"?
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Really great post!
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I forgot to mention that the shower head fell and hit me in the back.

I tried to sticky this, but I have limited access from my phone. I can try from my laptop when I'm at my daughter's next week.

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I stickied it yesterday. :)
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Thanks Vesca!

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Thanks!
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This is a goodie!
By the prickling of my thumbs,
something Wiccan this way comes!
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Seraphin Murmur wrote:Aaaw... Thank you. :oops:
Seraphin, I've read so many of your articles on here; you're writing is excellent. Have you ever thought of publishing your own book?
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