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Had to be "The Terror" (able). Boris Karloff at the end of his career, Jack Nickolson at the start of his. A french actress with about 4 lines. Minimal scene changes. The two special effects were a painting of a castle on glass so it could be melded with waves on the shore and a face melting. It wasn't even a decent wax figure left from one of the "House of Wax" movies. The only thing I was afraid of was falling asleep.

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If art is pain ...

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Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen is a 2007 film called the rage.

It starts off with a mad scientist doing some sketchy experiments with a rage virus. Obviously things get out of control and his victims escape. Pretty standard horror film story line and all was good until this point. Then, out of nowhere some vultures attack them in the woods and eat them. Then the vultures start going after people. I love a good zombie movie but zombie vultures? Come on. I'm no stranger to cheesy gore but this was next level ridiculous.

My husband and I were laughing all through this ridiculous film.
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The Three Dogateers. So bad its actually pretty good.

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norm of the north was pretty bad
master of disguise was terrible as well
those 2 movies were pure pain to sit through
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Watched Marley and Me yesterday

Awful and I ended up in tears
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Yugioh the movie pyramid of light its a disaster of a movie
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Most people will probably be shocked to hear this, but the worst movie I ever sat through was Shrek.

To me it felt like it dragged on forever with nothing going on. It was obvious what the big secret was early on in the film, and yet it kept going and going when you already knew what was going to happen. Sheesh, so boring. It was awful.
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Wickerman 1973 , made with intent to make craft folk look silly.
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ya, there was good and bad in that one, didn't see the remake.
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firebirdflys wrote:ya, there was good
Well yes.
I've been watching that at the Lughnassad time so the setting sun at the end had great timing.
Also some references there were good to see in motion.
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Birdemic Shock And Terror or what the heck was it called.... Little wonder no one mentioned it yet. :D SO bad that its almost good.
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