Church Hires JK Rowling to Rewrite The Bible

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Church Hires JK Rowling to Rewrite The Bible

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The latest PR coup for Pope Francis has seen him hire famous and revered children’s author JK Rowling to rewrite the Bible.

It is hoped the author, most famous for her Harry Potter series, can make it more accessible and believable for a new generation of Catholics and Christians.

While the specifics of the rewrite are not yet known, it is believed Rowling is tasked with producing a compelling tale that young Catholics and Christians can engage with. Figures such as dementors and other popular creations may take the place of less realistic Biblical creatures such as unicorns and the leviathon.
Read more here: http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/0 ... the-bible/

I will be interested with this version! smiley_dance :lol:
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Ahaha... I know, Chalice.

Some forums restrict light-hearted content to a specific area, but that's one of the (many) things I love about EUTM -- that on occasion something funny will pop up in an otherwise rather serious area of discussion.

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I laughed a little too hard at this! Thank you for helping me get my morning off on the right foot :)
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Thanks smogie! If I made you smile and Iaugh, then I've done my job.
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