Spell to Make Zac Efron Love Me
Goddess-Damn! He is hot!
Since I'm in love with Zac Efron I
wanted to write a spell to make him love me. I haven't ever seen High
School Musical (though I saw a short clip on Youtube and it looked a
little dorky, but I did see Zac on Saturday Night Live and on several
talk shows promoting his new movie, "17 Again", which I'd also like to
see. He is soooooooo cute! Wow, he is CUTE!!! Gosh, he is just a doll.
What a gorgeous face he has! His eyes, and his smile! He's definitely
the new Brad Pitt, I think. I think he's even cuter than Brad. I never
really had a thing for Brad though.
Ok, here's the spell...
Set up your altar with some of the
following items and spend some time staring at each item and wishing Zac
was yours.
Other items you will need for the
spell include:
Take your Zac shaped candle (that
would be your MALE shaped candle) or your tea candle.
Carve the words "ZAC LOVES HEATHER" into the candle with your Exacto
Knife or whatever you use for carving into candles. If you are using a
tea candle, just write it on a piece of paper instead.)
With your finger, dab oil across the carving. (With a tea candle, just
drop a drop of oil on top of the candle.)
Hold your rose quartz crystal in your
hand.
Now walk or dance in circles, deosil,
around the altar (or just walk in the center of the room if your altar
is against the wall).
While walking/dancing, chant the
following at least three times (and more if you feel so inclined):
Zac Efron... Oh, your gorgeous face
I wish to hold you in my sweet embrace.
May the Goddess bring your soul to me
Because you and I were meant to be.
So mote it be!
Allow the candle to burn for 30
minutes while you concentrate on Zac's love for you and hold the
crystal.
Put the candle out. (You can also let
it burn down, but please do not ever leave a candle burning unattended.
People aren't just telling you that because they are nerds that don't
understand. I nearly burned my entire apartment down one night because I
left a spell candle burning in a glass votive holder. The holder got too
hot and busted and my kitchen table caught fire! Luckily the noise woke
me up and I was able to put the fire out but it was very scary!!
Keep the rose quartz with you as a
love charm until Zac appears in your life.
Of course, you must remember that I
did the spell first so I don't see how Zac could possibly want you when
he is going to want me.
So there ya go! There is your
Zac Efron Love Spell!
P.S. This is a joke.
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