My Great Husband

01/10/03

I want to tell you about my wonderful husband, Ron. He's really the best. I never knew a man could be so great. Really. No, Really! Notice: If listening to me brag makes you sick, please visit this page to hear me bitch and complain, because I'm about to do some major bragging.

Here's all the wonderful things Ron does to make my life so good.

He never bothers me when I'm in the bathroom. He doesn't knock on the door, or try to come in, or even talk to me through the door. He even tries to stay as far away from the bathroom as he can so I'm not disturbed by his presence. Yes, I'm a bathroom neurotic, but you already knew that if you read my last few ramblings. Important note: This is due to early training by me in the relationship. I made it clear that I needed bathroom privacy, and even put it on the internet for the world to see, and he read that.

He brings me flowers about once a week or so. That is very thoughtful (and very pretty too.) When I told him it was getting to be pain in the ass to cut the flowers to fit in the vase, he started doing it for me. :)

He bought me a plaque for Christmas, because he said I had never gotten one, and I deserved one. Since I haven't won any contests, my plaque says:

Isn't that the sweetest thing you've ever seen? It's very pretty. A lot prettier than my attempt at re-creating it above. He also bought me new diamond earrings for Christmas. :)

So yeah, I love Ron. I hate to brag so much, but really, I rarely brag any in real life, and I'm not much of a show off, but this is MY website, so I'll brag here if I want to.

Ron is gone to get me a pizza right now. Know why? Because he's super nice, that's why. He worked all day. I should be cooking dinner. But no, I thought pizza would be nice since I got coupons in the mail today. So he went out to get me pizza.

Know what else? Ron is a Mason. He was the Worshipful Master last year. He told me that he applied and paid to become a Shriner last spring, so he will be a Shriner too this year. Isn't that the coolest? They help a LOT of people. Ron is really generous and charitable. Maybe he should run for President, huh? He'd be a good one, I'm sure.

Ron is always telling me he loves me and that I'm pretty and hot and sexy. Here's a BIG thing with me... He listens to me when I'm talking. No shit. He really does. No, I'm actually serious. I have a man who listens. And he cares. He remembers the things I say and then he follows up on them later to surprise me. I don't really know what his previous wife was thinking when she let him leave. She had the best, and now she'll have to settle for less (my rhyme for the day.)

Ron works every day without ever complaining. He gets up at 5:30am and goes in. He doesn't resent the fact that I don't work. As a matter of fact, he prefers it that way and that's perfectly fine with me, because who wants to work if they don't have to? He's very motivated. He never settles for what he has, always wants more and better. He'll be a millionaire someday. He's got the drive and ambition.

My brother just called and asked if Ron and I wanted to go to O'Charley's with him and his family. Isn't that nice? They know that Ron is so good, and that's why they like him. I'm really happy that my family likes him. They know he treats me very well and they're happy for me.

Know what we're doing tonight? We're going shopping for some shelves and lighting and stuff so we can make me a special vanity to put my make-up on. I need a lot more make-up space than what I have. Isn't it nice that he is so agreeable to such a frivolous idea? It was mostly his idea in the first place. "Because I need it," he said. How sweet. We're also going to buy me a new vacuum cleaner, because I don't like either of the two I already have, lol. I don't mean to sound spoiled, but I'm getting that way very quickly.

There we are again. That was on my birthday, before we were married. Aren't we cute? He's giving the "hang loose" sign and I'm giving the "worship Satan" sign. lol. We're such a cute couple. :)

New Addition to this rambling ... Much later.... Sept. 16, 2003 (1 year anniversary coming up soon.) .... I forgot to add a picture of my car that he's also paying for, lol. I have some of those pics with me in a bikini and all next to the car, but it's embarrassing because I'm so skinny my ribs show, lol. So here is just the car by itself, and if you look in the background, you can see my old Tempo (which we sold to a 90 year old woman.) That's a thumbnail picture. You can click it to enlarge it, or you can see my whole page on my husband's site at www.fastcoolcars.com/96_eclipse.htm.

Can you believe my license plate actually says HEX on it? LOL. I'm dying. That is so cool. I can tell you that people certainly don't ride your ass as much when your plate says HEX. It's a Mason plate too, and many Christians (Southern Baptists, especially) believe that Masons are devil worshippers. I used to think so when I was Christian (Pentecostal, not Baptist). Actually, I still am unsure. They do some weird stuff. But he claims it's not religious or whatever. They do pray to God though.

Here is a picture of my plate. Hee-hee. We painted the letters red and it looks much nicer than blue. Can you believe my plate really says that? lol. My mom loves it (NOT!) I told it stood for "Heather is Excellent" lol. The second time she asked me about it, I told her that my first choice "Worship Satan" wouldn't fit on a plate. Don't worry all you pretty little witches. I know we don't worship Satan. "There is no Satan in the Craft", as Sandra Bullock says on Practical Magick. But I'm not religious, I'm spiritual. And if I feel like making fun of religion, I do. I hope you live through it.

Oops... I was just looking through my web site, and realized my very next rambling is all about the car with pictures and everything. I guess I forgot I already added that, but I'm not taking this other part off. Screw it.

Here is the beautiful house that I get to live in now because my husband is awesome and well, I'm making a pretty penny myself these days too actually, but I know I wouldn't be here right now if I had not met him:

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