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Re: Worst movies ever

Postby planewalker » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:22 pm

Had to be "The Terror" (able). Boris Karloff at the end of his career, Jack Nickolson at the start of his. A french actress with about 4 lines. Minimal scene changes. The two special effects were a painting of a castle on glass so it could be melded with waves on the shore and a face melting. It wasn't even a decent wax figure left from one of the "House of Wax" movies. The only thing I was afraid of was falling asleep.
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Re: Worst movies ever

Postby Corbin » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:28 am

If art is pain ...

... Alphaville is a masterpiece.

Media Studies has a lot to answer for - not for me; I sat thinking "so this is what a brain haemorrhage feels like".

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Saying that, I thought having to sit though "the blair witch project" was an insult to my own arse! ;) - What a load of old billhooks ...
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Re: Worst movies ever

Postby TwilightDancer » Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:30 am

Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen is a 2007 film called the rage.

It starts off with a mad scientist doing some sketchy experiments with a rage virus. Obviously things get out of control and his victims escape. Pretty standard horror film story line and all was good until this point. Then, out of nowhere some vultures attack them in the woods and eat them. Then the vultures start going after people. I love a good zombie movie but zombie vultures? Come on. I'm no stranger to cheesy gore but this was next level ridiculous.

My husband and I were laughing all through this ridiculous film.
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Re: Worst movies ever

Postby moonlass » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:04 pm

The Three Dogateers. So bad its actually pretty good.
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Re: Worst movies ever

Postby nightshroud » Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:21 pm

norm of the north was pretty bad
master of disguise was terrible as well
those 2 movies were pure pain to sit through
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