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Re: The "I tried to meditate, but ________" thread!

Postby firebirdflys » Fri May 13, 2016 4:59 pm

Ha ha ha! Feline distractions are the worst! Foiled by cuteness!
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Re: The "I tried to meditate, but ________" thread!

Postby SpiritTalker » Thu May 19, 2016 9:50 pm

Mini whack-a-mole! Love it!

I tried to meditate but...
the cat fell in the toilet and went tearing around the house like a wet dish towel.
a neighbor was working on his car next door and swearing a blue streak.
the cat decided to sing "o solo meow."

It's been that kind of week.
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Re: The "I tried to meditate, but ________" thread!

Postby Raven At Heart » Mon Aug 15, 2016 10:47 pm

Today I tried to meditate but, and it's odd, recently every time I try to meditate a huge storm blows in and I have to run and unplug the computer so the lightning does not fry it.
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Re: The "I tried to meditate, but ________" thread!

Postby TwilightDancer » Mon Aug 15, 2016 11:44 pm

I was a little too comfortable and fell asleep. :lol:
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Re: The "I tried to meditate, but ________" thread!

Postby SpiritTalker » Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:30 am

I thought napping was the secret purpose of meditating :lol:
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Re: The "I tried to meditate, but ________" thread!

Postby TwilightDancer » Sat Sep 10, 2016 4:27 pm

SpiritTalker wrote:I thought napping was the secret purpose of meditating :lol:


I meditate best lying down. The downside is being so darn comfortable. :lol:

Today I guess there's a lot of neighbors coming and going. Lots of voices and car doors shutting. There's a storm too, so random thunder here and there. Then the dogs decided to get in the trash.

No meditation for me today.
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Re: The "I tried to meditate, but ________" thread!

Postby T'a Nuk » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:13 pm

My yard crows decided to sing happily about the corn I put out. Very happily.
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Re: The "I tried to meditate, but ________" thread!

Postby jeweledgirl12 » Sun Jul 01, 2018 9:46 am

I tried to meditate, but my little sister kept wanting me to read her a story, so I gave up.
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