hehehe >:D payback
The Star Sign Aries character: Aries are at their worst during adolescence and are the 'young offender' of the zodiac. They are a fire sign and their love of this element may tempt them to burn down famous buildings or start wars. Once they've matured it's important to allow them to run the show. If they are thwarted in any way they'll do much more than stamp their feet. They may try to fight or humiliate those who interfere with their megalomaniac plans. They make terrible social workers but excellent soldiers, politicians and tax inspectors..
The Star Sign Aries Lover: Aries love anything connected with domination and pain. Sadism and satanic ritual are their way of saying 'I love you'.
The year ahead: Once Saturn leaves your sign on June 9th you will be able to force friends to agree with your decision. A career change is likely. December sees your ruler Mars in your opposite sign meaning that Christmas Eve would be a good time to end a relationship.
Adolf Hitler, Michael Heseltine, Van Gogh.
Hitler: a typical Aries (Actually he was a Taurus but is nasty enough to be an Aries)
Ruler: Mars, the planet of war.
Keynotes: The quick-tempered egotist who like to be vulgar.
Lucky material: Iron, steel, bloodstone.
Lucky day: Tuesday
Herbs and plants: Thistle, Nettles and Wormwood..
well...this just made my day